Posted 1 day ago

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

Posted 1 day ago

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

Posted 1 day ago
flamethrowersandgummibears:

dancing-through-brooklyn:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME

OMFG I MISS THAT SHOW SO MUCH.

flamethrowersandgummibears:

dancing-through-brooklyn:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME

OMFG I MISS THAT SHOW SO MUCH.

Posted 1 day ago

Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.

(Source: thepcapaldi)

Posted 1 day ago

postllimit:

peekachiu:

i think i might hit post limit today… oops

i thought we were friends??

Posted 1 day ago
meladoodle:

THESE ARE GETTING TOO WILD

meladoodle:

THESE ARE GETTING TOO WILD

Posted 1 day ago

shutupaubrey:

don’t buy me flowers what am i supposed to do with flowers instead buy me like half a pound of salami 

Posted 1 day ago

weird-bug:

i just made this video

Posted 1 day ago

magicul:

when someone says something to offend you but you pretend you don’t care

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Posted 1 day ago
  1. School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
  2. Student: why?
  3. School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway